Chelsea.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
My Zipper.
A bus full of rednecks
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
42
Lieutenant
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
Smashed potatoes.
My Zipper
45
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Gifted.
Fred.
Because they are in bread.
Inbred