42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper