Chelsea.
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A bus full of rednecks
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
42
before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out
A bus full of old people
45
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Roll a 40 down the street.
A: Chelsea.
Because it had a bad motivator!
To fry the chicken.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Not all men.
