42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred