42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

42 Tooth Jokes More 42 Tooth Jokes

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Lieutenant Jokes More Lieutenant Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook