42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

30 Foot Jokes More 30 Foot Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.