42 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Lieutenant Jokes More Lieutenant Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

42 Tooth Jokes More 42 Tooth Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.