What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"