What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!