What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.