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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper