Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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He felt Thor.

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Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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my zipper!

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What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Visa or Mastercard?

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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My zipper.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.