Incredible Hulk Jokes

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

72 Tooth Jokes More 72 Tooth Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.