Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.