How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender