One must simply walk into a bar
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Somebody shot his dog
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
A bar-bee!
You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.
