How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.