How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.