How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

20 Year Jokes More 20 Year Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.