How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.