How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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A Broad Stroke...

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Linoleum Floor Jokes More Linoleum Floor Jokes

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.