What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!