Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene
If you break a leg, you get cast
She fell out of the tree.
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
Because they need a man to do it for them
He woks.
Panda-monium.
Put a windshield in front of her.
Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.
Irene
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
ilene