Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call a one-legged asian woman?

Irene