Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What does it do?

It would block.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What do you call an Asian that has an extra neutron?

A Riceotope