Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.