Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.