Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.