Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What's Asian on top and black on bottom?

IQ distribution graph