Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a calm Asian?

A Mellow Yellow

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia