He couldn't see it coming
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because he came second.
Having a chickpea on your face.
In tennis, love means nothing.
Ouch, that Hertz!"
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A cold wall banker.
It was a Regal
Laotian.