Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!