Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.