Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.