Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)