They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
The both came in a little behind
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Through the bat flap.
A coffin break.