What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...