What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it