What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!