What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons