Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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It got toad away.

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My erection.

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