Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

California Jokes More California Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Ucla Jokes More Ucla Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama