What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ?

Alison to my radio in the mornings !

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist