What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.