What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!