What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist