What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.