What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)