Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*