Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

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Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.