Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.