What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common?

They are both bad at pulling out.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman