Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.