Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.