Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.