Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.