Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.