Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.