Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !