Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Because it has microwaves
All he could handle was the microwave
Depends how powerful the blender is
Oh, so you're not pregnant '
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.