Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!