What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".