What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why is French body armour so cheap?

They only need it for their back