What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

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I just need some bread