What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.