What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)