What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute