What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do you call... What do you call it when a person in a wheelchair tries to get through a non-automatic door?

A tard time

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.