Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
Columbus.
Your grandma.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
He was suicidal.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Toot and Car Man.
