What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.