What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Car Mechanic Jokes More Car Mechanic Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"