Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again