Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Professional Courtesy Jokes More Professional Courtesy Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

Novak Jokes More Novak Jokes

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home