Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.