How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!"

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.