How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!