How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.