Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.