Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.