How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

less than twelve parsecs.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.