How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.