How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.