None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
A dead baby.
me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
V.
A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
It slit.