How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Emos Jokes More Emos Jokes

What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist