How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What do emos say at good parties?

It slit.

Where do emos get their gaming gear?

Razer.