It slit.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Razer.
They'll both off themselves eventually.
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
Math problems actually exist
I bet he has to leave the room.
Aight I'll calcu-lata
I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
We still have drugs!
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
An emo-g
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Hebrewed his own
A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
He got eballa
