Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.