What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?