What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.