You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The punchlines are too long.
Punchline.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave