You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.
The punchline.
They always bomb the punchline!
Icy dead people
Because he has a LED-TV.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.