How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What would be Jeopardy?

If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

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How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...