Who currently provides your Internet?

he asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel