What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right