What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!