his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Army Ants coming for tea then
He came to work baked.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.
Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.
OC) He already has supervision.