What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.