What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce