What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.