What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.