What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet