What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

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What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip