What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.