What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.