What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.