What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.