What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!