What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.