What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.