What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.