What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.