Compose Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

Chopin Jokes More Chopin Jokes

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Duke Jokes More Duke Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

Handel Jokes More Handel Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry