Dead Body Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

You might also enjoy:

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Candidate Jokes More Candidate Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing