What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.