What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.