A few degrees.
Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
A: He kneaded the dough.
Because they bred.
A crap smear.
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A degree in law.
Because it was baked.
A gramma ray
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
With spirit levels.
He knew they were going to ice him.
Umm in a cake.