What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.