Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.