Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers