Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

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What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do