What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What do space aliens put on their windows?

A: Venutian blinds.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."