What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman