What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate