What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.