What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)