How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious