How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.