How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.