How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious