Angry Muslim Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What do you call an angry Muslim in Ramadan?

Fastin' Furious

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .