Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.