Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.