Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.